Used car madness: $29k faceoff

Kinja'd!!! "Vee Ate Injun" (VeeAteInjun)
02/24/2014 at 00:13 • Filed to: None

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SO... which would you choose?

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ... with 103k miles.

YOU KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER.
Dammit... you only live once!

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(yes, I know this is completely gratuitous, nonsensical and I'm preaching to the choir)


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! stuttgartobsessed > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:16

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So... you bought a Viper? Sweet!


Kinja'd!!! MC_Leon6494 > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:17

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Dat Viper tho.


Kinja'd!!! Slow4o > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:18

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Damn 103k? Glad to see that thing was driven, and with someone with enough skill/sense to not total it, which in itself is a minor miracle.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:18

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Yeah but your "living once" is going to go a whole lot quicker the moment it decides to rain while you're driving the viper.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:22

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XLE Sienna all day.

I'm THAT kind of person. I just like minivans.

-gets Oppo license ripped out of my hands and thrown along with the license into a paper shredder-


Kinja'd!!! Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:29

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I found a '94 Viper with 101k miles for $14,700. I almost bought it but backed out at the last minute. I have non-buyers remorse now.


Kinja'd!!! 95HondaV6 > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:31

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Easy choice; it's the van, because power sliding doors, third rear seat, and damn parking sensors!


Kinja'd!!! wabbastang > Freddy "Tavarish" Hernandez
02/24/2014 at 00:33

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They are so cheap, plus you sit sideways. Less cool once you drive one for awhile. Don't feel bad.


Kinja'd!!! Kailand09 > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 00:56

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I'll just... Put this here:

Viper


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Kailand09
02/24/2014 at 02:40

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there you go, and an even bigger "Yes" for the American exotic with tupperwear interior.

But, you do have to wonder why it's so "cheap"? Then again, I guess Dodge did produce a healthy number of Vipers, so they're not exactly rare.


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Anon
02/24/2014 at 02:46

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Die in a Viper or die in a minivan? I'll take the honor and go with the V10...

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Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > 95HondaV6
02/24/2014 at 02:49

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always that one guy...

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Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > stuttgartobsessed
02/24/2014 at 02:51

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I did!!!

...but, I had to return it when I discovered it didn't have cupholders .


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
02/24/2014 at 02:52

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you better have kids to justify that minivan lust, mister.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 07:27

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I'm actually only 19. But I've wanted a minivan ever since the 2011MY Sienna facelift. I've loved the SE and XLE LOL.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 08:07

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Yeah but the Sienna has one little thing...


Kinja'd!!! Elliot > Vee Ate Injun
02/24/2014 at 12:26

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Find a supercharged Toyota Previa. Mid engined AWD or RWD your choice.


Kinja'd!!! 95HondaV6 > Vee Ate Injun
02/26/2014 at 10:14

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Actually, I was only kidding; however, after viewing all of the options and the general very decent looks and shape of the van :: that would seriously be my choice...and because I am not an idiot and I am not 14 years old. That van is a tightey-whitey! And thank you for that very cute image...gotta love my red bow-tie chin strap.


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Vee Ate Injun
04/23/2014 at 19:49

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Mercedes CL Class.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Vee Ate Injun
04/23/2014 at 19:56

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If I didn't have to worry about a family, I'd happily be bitten by the Viper.


Kinja'd!!! Vee Ate Injun > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
04/23/2014 at 20:05

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it's never too soon to start your midlife crisis!

(speaking from experience)


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Vee Ate Injun
04/23/2014 at 20:07

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How do I know if I am in a midlife crisis?

Note: I own a standard motorcycle with a detuned sportbike engine